La Tigresse Eau De Chloroforme

We've all been there. You've got the drop on the arrogant hero, and with a witty quip delivered in the sensual purr of the femme fatale, your leather-gloved hand smother their self-righteous surprise with the chloroform pad. You smile, other hand exploring their premium body as they sink into surrender...

...but they don't! The 'victim' remains stubbornly awake, break free, restrain you and, in that enragingly apologetic way that heroes have, knock you firmly on the head and send you, not them, to dreamland, and as you pass out in their arms, instead of the other way round, you think

'Why, chloroform? Why have you failed me?'

Never again.

I'm Grysica, Poland's finest catburglar, and I'm bringing you my tool of the trade, a new fragrance made just for me by Le Parfum Irresistabile of Paris: La Tigresse Eau De Chloroforme.

Coming in two variants, depending on your victim (but both work wonderfully well on either sex), it is strong enough for efficiency, slow enough to allow you (and them) to enjoy the experience. La Tigresse is the ultimate in sensual sedation. Once you put someone under with it, you'll never go back to cheap pharmaceutical chloroform. After all, you are an artist, not a chemist. La Tigresse can be yours today, from your local Irresistabile parfumerie or from their website.

With La Tigresse, the scent of a woman becomes the smell of surrender.

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Inspired by a trip to Paris a few years ago, and a hundred pretentious advertisements for parfum and eau de cologne. morpheus-cf had a similar idea first (their advertisements for Beddy Bye Chloroform are brilliant).